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Hot Lettuce

from Byrned. by MONTROSE MAN

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He sneezed
I said God Bless you and he didn't even say thank you
He must not
Have God-fearing snot

It's not that I'm religious or anything
But at least I have the common courtesy
That he was not
Taught by his mom

And he told me people would respect me more if I was a bitch
And if I painted my nails, and wore perfume and dyed my hair
That I'd be a total catch

She's mean
And I thought we were friends
No Thank You card for my Thank You card
And you didn't even like that photo I posted on the internet of my cat
I'm so crazy
Not worth dealing

And he told me people would respect me more if I was a bitch
And if I painted my nails, and wore perfume and dyed my hair
That I'd be a total fucking catch

Hot lettuce so hard to swallow
Hot lettuce so hard to swallow
I'll chew and I'll choke and I'll eat it again

My boss, he was such a nice guy
He fired me, I'm too lazy
Too lazy to book the therapy that is necessary for a person like me
I'm so crazy, Not worth dealing

When you stare at the screen you just want to scream
And when you actually scream, you shatter the screen
You're too unfit to work here, You're too unfit to work here

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from Byrned., released May 14, 2020

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